In the beginning God created the 1911 and He saw that it was good and He was pleased. So God gave it unto man and commanded that he should go forth and do good works. And man obeyed God and went forth unto all the nations and fought evil wherever God directed. God's divine creation in the hands of righteous men never failed. But man being born in sin gave into his evil nature and brought forth from the earth iron which he formed into vile creations of his own, mocking God. These creations were mainly of the double action type, and particularly the safe-action type. This plague spread throughout the earth leaving in its path devastation to fast and accurate trigger control like the world has never seen. God, while being disappointed with man, brought forth an example to show the world the way back to his good graces. He sent forth scores and scores of Masters and Grand Masters to witness to the world by example the superiority of the 1911. But Satan, in his evil way, sent one man to do his bidding. Woe I say unto thee, beware of the man in the black shirt that cradles man's vile creation in his hands, for He is a deceiver, and will lull you to believe if he can do it so can you. But he is not of this earth and he will lead you to ruin. So, to all the sections across this righteous land, embrace the divine creation and cast away this creation of man's arrogance. Heed this warning and resist the temptation of the plastic abomination.